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10 Grappige gesprekken op Omegle |
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| door MLjah op do. 19 aug. 10 om 18:13 | |||
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[Gesprek 1] You: 
Stranger: 
You: can i tell you my prolems? Stranger: Go ahead my child. You: there was this party right? You: and it was at 7 You: and now its 9:30
You: and it was gunna be sickk You: and everyone was gunna go You: but i cant You: fuck my parents You: imma kill’em Stranger: Well, you should just- Stranger: HOLY SHIT ITS 9:40 NOT 9:30 YOU FUCKING TROLL [Gesprek 2] You: hi You: the crow sings at midnight You: kevin Stranger: do you fear the lazor? You: uh,… You: mabye. Stranger: DO YOU?! Stranger: FEAR IT You: yes… Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 0% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 1% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 2% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 3% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 4% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 5% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 6% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 7% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 8% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 9% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 10% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 11% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 12% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 13% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 15% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 14% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 16% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 17% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 18% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 19% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 20% Stranger: CHARGIN MAH LAZOR: 21% Stranger: Awh damn it.. Stranger: Batteries… Stranger: You have any batteries? [Gesprek 3] Stranger: HEY You: me jane You: you tarzan? Stranger: lol You: plz be tarzan Stranger: yea You: ok tarzan, may I sample the bananas Stranger: ok You: *grabs large yellow phallus* Stranger: fuck you [Gesprek 4] Stranger: are you a horny girl? You: yes Stranger: no you are a guy pretending to be a girl You: that too You: i am also You: a chair You: pretending to be a guy ~ Your conversational partner has disconnected. [Gesprek 5] You: Psst Stranger: hi You: The Crow Sings At Midnight Stranger: ok.. Stranger: 15 m singapore You: <.< You: you got the package? You: >.> Stranger: package? You: the STUFF man You: wait Stranger: asl> Stranger: whats ur asl You: is this “Dorito”? Stranger: dorito? Stranger: no?? You: SHIT. *Abort mission* [Gesprek 6] Stranger: Talk dirty to me bitch You: ok You: i have dirty dishes You: they’re so gross Stranger: yeah keep going You: i think theres some mold in this cup Stranger: oh my good You: i wash it with Dawn dish detergent Stranger: don’t stop You: but it wont come off Stranger: yes yes YES You: oh wow i scrub and scrub Stranger: KEEP GOING You: it gets so soapy and wet You: i take the hose and put it on high Stranger: mmmmmm You: i spray really hard but still nothing Stranger: IMMA CUM IMMA CUM, keep goin! You: i finally take my finger with the sponge and scratch at it You: and here it comes Stranger: “and I jizz in my pants…” You: its clean Stranger: Classic, nice job. Stranger: I applaud. You: your welcome [Gesprek 7] You: why does beyonce sing “to the left”? Stranger: cause black people have no rights. [Gesprek 8] Stranger: is it weird that my mom helps me masturbate because i broke both my arms and i cant do it myself? You: My mom does that too, but my arms aren’t broken Stranger: okay im so glad im not alon You: yea You: it’s normal Stranger: thats a reflief [Gesprek 9] Stranger: are you fat? You: are you fat? Stranger: why are you so rude? You: why are you so rude? Stranger: stop that You: stop that Stranger: i’m seripus You: i’m seripus Stranger: serious You: serious Stranger: i’m gay You: oh my god really?! [Gesprek 10] You: Heey Stranger: hi Stranger: fuck you 
You: Thanks man! 
Stranger: f/m You: Both You: I’m Lady Gaga Stranger: female ? You: Hard to tell, in some pics I clearly have a sausage down my trousers |
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You: why does beyonce sing %u201Cto the left%u201D?
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Nice ones
Vooral die van Beyonce xD |
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Dequal | Gepost op do. 19 aug. 10 om 19:58 | 11 |
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You: why does beyonce sing %u201Cto the left%u201D?
Stranger: cause black people have no rights. geniaal! |
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nee, ik heb ze van een site.. maar soms maakt ge grappige dinge mee en toen kwam ik op dit idee  |
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