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- Cluedo is a lot harder when there isn't a black guy to blame it on. - My girlfriend told me I suffer from a lack of imagination. I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination." That showed her. - I'm about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra; And I've bought her a treadmill. - Some bloke at a bus stop earlier hit me on the legs with a stick for no reason. Naturally, I retaliated and beat the living shit out of him. Just for good measure, I kicked his Labrador as well. - Yesterday evening, I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. I realised my life was a big joke. - A girl said to me earlier, "You've got the body of a God, shame it's Buddha!" I replied, "You've got a face like a princess, shame it's Diana's." That shut the bitch up. - There was a blackout in my street last night... Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt! - How does every Black joke start? By looking over your shoulder! - My sister talks about sex online with people she doesn't know. She thinks 
- It's not everyday my wife turns to me and says; I want you to take me upstairs, fuck me in the arse and cum all over my face. Today is no exception. - I always wear condoms: I'm no mug ...leaving your DNA behind is a schoolboy error - I dumped my Haitian girlfriend the other day, she was crushed. - The Boomerang. A frisbee for ginger kids. - When my grandad first arrived in this country, all he had with him was what was on his back. A rucksack full of Jew gold. - No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work. - Whoever said women can multi-task has never watched them approach a roundabout! - I find it truly amazing that all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds? - I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though. - "UK Students Die In Safari Crash" I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now. - Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Bit of both, this is a rape. - And then God created Saturn... And he liked it, so he put a ring on it. - When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone. - A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse. - My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab. - What's white on top and black on bottom? Society |
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eXistenZ | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 18:02 | 2 |
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The Boomerang.
A frisbee for ginger kids. Mooi  |
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Takai | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 18:02 | 3 |
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- When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass.
I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone. 
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flasher | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 18:02 | 4 |
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Haha!
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heerlijke post
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Oliedamplamp3K | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 18:43 | 7 |
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nakor | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 18:48 | 8 |
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blijven posten die handel ! Ik vind ze super
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Dit is gewoon geniaal, wou dat ik meer als 5 kon geve
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pissert13 | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 19:29 | 12 |
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A girl said to me earlier, "You've got the body of a God, shame it's Buddha!"
I replied, "You've got a face like a princess, shame it's Diana's." That shut the bitch up. omfg pwned das den besten |
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DeSacha | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 19:33 | 13 |
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Muhahaha 
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Qabesha | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 19:47 | 15 |
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, meer kerel, ik lig hier telkens neer =') |
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Materminator | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 19:51 | 16 |
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Laachen
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Kurabu | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 19:53 | 17 |
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- My sister talks about sex online with people she doesn't know.
She thinks O.O ZALIG XD |
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Last_Prophecies | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 19:59 | 18 |
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Zalig!
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L4nc3r | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 20:08 | 19 |
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Echt idd een post waar ek meermaals goe heb moeten mee lachen
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MissLizaa | Gepost op ma. 26 apr. 10 om 21:08 | 21 |
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haha idd;d alleen ik had die zo gecopypaste nr een vriend en toen begon die te mierenneuken over da boeddah geen god is enz>< |
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Muscleduck | Gepost op di. 27 apr. 10 om 01:46 | 22 |
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