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| door Insanity01 op di. 27 apr. 10 om 17:44 | |||
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- BBC News headline: 'South Africa's Zuma reveals he is HIV-negative' - I love how it is headline news when a black man doesn't have aids. - I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? - I fucked our neighbours cat yesterday. Would haved fucked ours but it's ginger. - What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? The brick gets laid -I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. -Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this. - I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over. My wife was not impressed and said, "how about finishing me off now?" So I smothered her with my pillow. - I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch. - What's black and doesn't work? Half of London. - A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive." Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?" Wiped the smug look off her face. -I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea. - I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. - I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November, anyway? - Has anyone else noticed that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm dead"? - New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15 Tub of Vaseline: £3 XL Box of Tissues: £2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless - What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country? Sexy kids. - So what if Jesus turned water into wine...I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus... - My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab. - What's white on top and black on bottom? Society - I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! |
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bassleader | Gepost op di. 27 apr. 10 om 17:55 | 1 |
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xD die laatste klag plat
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Dequal | Gepost op di. 27 apr. 10 om 17:55 | 2 |
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ziekgelache x'D 5* en favotje |
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TangoDeltaBravo | Gepost op di. 27 apr. 10 om 18:05 | 3 |
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heerlijke post 5*
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lilraskal | Gepost op di. 27 apr. 10 om 18:39 | 5 |
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hahaha die van harry potter met die ginger kid XD
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FuuF | Gepost op di. 27 apr. 10 om 19:17 | 6 |
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Heb er al wel enkele van gepost maar wel nice
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