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| door Insanity01 op di. 11 mei. 10 om 14:01 | |||
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I was watching a porno and this girl managed to gag on the bloke's cock for up to five minutes at a time. Amazed by such a performance, I tried this with my wife and ended up killing her. Turns out that I just have a slow internet connection. 'Mystery of bullet found in head' I'm no expert but I think it might have been put there via some sort of gun. There's no I in Team.. True, but there's a U in Cunt. How many paedophiles can you fit in my Mini? Just me. The other seats are for the kids. I won't rest until I find a cure for Insomnia (insomnia is slapenloosheid  )
After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart. She's staying. I picked up my kid from primary school today. Well he's mine now, anyway. I failed my history test today. Apparently, "three centuries of inbreeding" is not the correct answer to "how did the American people evolve?" Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war. My son came home from school looking all excited. "I got a B on my reading test," he told me. "That's a fucking D," I replied. Anyone else wonder why people in wheelchairs still wear shoes? What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green Paint. My Girlfriend wants a white wedding. That's fine by me. I didn't want to invite any Blacks or Pakis anyway. Really angry just now. I just had 500 business cards printed out they read: Kevin Brown - Therapist Stupid fuckers forgot to put a space in my profession. I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled children. Perhaps calling it 'Spastics on Elastic' wasn't my finest hour. Personally I don't give a shit if there's local girls in my area. I've just had a wank and I'm really not in the mood anymore. I was in a supermarket today and I genuinely heard this over the tannoy: "Will Miss McCann please report to the lost property desk". I nearly had a stroke. What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. |
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Wardling | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 14:13 | 1 |
  man3231 Posts Karma: 4
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I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled children.
Perhaps calling it 'Spastics on Elastic' wasn't my finest hour. wahahahha best ever xD |
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eXistenZ | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 14:21 | 3 |
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There's no I in Team..
There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up. Goeitje weer |
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Insanity01 | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 14:30 | 4 |
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yah die is oud  |
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wim-ke | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 15:00 | 5 |
man4610 Posts Karma: 94
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ik zie ze altijd graag komen, je sickidedias
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L4nc3r | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 16:27 | 6 |
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Daar heb ek inderdaad goe plat mee gelegen  5 sterren voor alweer ne geslaagde post  |
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Insanity01 | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 18:56 | 8 |
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man 313 Posts Karma: -2
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die vind ik persoonlijk ook de beste  |
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Ilikeicecream | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 19:12 | 9 |
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Geniaal!
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Muscleduck | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 20:05 | 10 |
man2727 Posts Karma: 13
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therapist
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Didier Deluxe | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 20:13 | 11 |
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Geniaal, zoveel droogheid in zo'n korte tekst. |
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nico_0_10 | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 21:01 | 12 |
man3435 Posts Karma: 7
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. deze is mis, moet zijn 'only some of the things that come out of her mouth are retarded' 5 opnieuw |
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Insanity01 | Gepost op di. 11 mei. 10 om 22:24 | 13 |
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man 313 Posts Karma: -2
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kan je op 2 manieren interpreteren 1. alles wat ze zegt is retarded. 2. haar zoon is retarded (wat zo is lol) |
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Oliedamplamp3K | Gepost op do. 13 mei. 10 om 14:57 | 14 |
man4685 Posts Karma: 7
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naaiZ
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jarou011 | Gepost op vr. 14 mei. 10 om 20:17 | 15 |
man993 Posts Karma: 0
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Neenee hij is wel degelijk correct. Die van die groene verf vond ek massa's droog 5 |
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