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Omdat de vorige zoveel goede reacties kregen, hier nog een 5de deel! Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality. Two sperms are having a race. One sperm says, "Fuck me all this swimming is knackering me, how long till we reach the womb?" The second sperm says, "Fucking long way to go yet mate - we've only just gone past her tonsils!" My girlfriend told me I suffer from a lack of imagination. I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination." That showed her. A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk. Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music. Yesterday evening, I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. I realised my life was a big joke. I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG. Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids. How do you convince Americans to get involved in a war? Tell them it's nearly finished. I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance. Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought 'Fuck it. I could win that!' I like going bowling; I always make my name '3 Testicles' on the board. That way the TV occasionaly says "Congratulations 3 Testicles! You got a spare." NEWS : 'Suicide Bomber Strikes again' He is clearly not very good. Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year. It's called the iRon. As a victim of an unfortunate skin condition, I wrote to Jim'll Fix It. He just replied saying he can't help niggers. The sun is shining, it's really warm and there's not a cloud in the sky. No noise or pollution from planes flying overhead. Think I'll stroll down to the pub by the river for a cool pint or two... everyone's relaxed, the girls are in skimpy clothes and no cunt is asking me for donations. I hope you're watching, Haiti, Chile, China, Pakistan.... This is how us white folks do a natural disaster! It's not everyday my wife turns to me and says; I want you to take me upstairs, fuck me in the arse and cum all over my face. Today is no exception. I left my phone at home this morning, I've just nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying: "Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen" What the fuck am I still doing with this woman? How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it will take 20 episodes. My sister talks about sex online with people she doesn't know. She thinks 
Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old. My favourite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel. No + Rohypnol = Yes |
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Heerlijke droge humor, my cup of tea !!
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Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?
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grof, gemeen, en zonder enige smaak
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How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk.
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jarou011 | Gepost op ma. 3 mei. 10 om 11:15 | 12 |
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