[Q&A] - Cars |
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Enjoy! Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams ~ Mary Ellen Kelly
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead ~ Mac McCleary
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after ~ Peter De Vries
A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes! ~ Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense ~ American Proverb
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window ~ Grey Livingston
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works ~ Bill Vaughan
If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage ~ Evan Esar
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves ~ Albert Einstein
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